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officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

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silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

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wibblywobblycastiel:

my boyfriend asked me to buy him haribo but didn’t get my text saying i got some so he got his own too and now i have this bag of starmix left over whatever shall i do

CONSUME THE HARIBO

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my boyfriend asked me to buy him haribo but didn’t get my text saying i got some so he got his own too and now i have this bag of starmix left over whatever shall i do

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